I'm a woman with multiple sclerosis who loves her 3 cats and is somewhat opinionated. I deal with emotional issues, such as depression and all that comes with having MS. I'm also an Atheist, which I'm quite proud to be. I love to write and share my thoughts and feelings.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
What is MS really like?
I read this today and even though some of it made me giggle, the important thing was that it seemed to make MS more understandable to those who do not have it.
When we say we can’t
do something because we don’t feel well, put yourself in our shoes by using the
examples of our symptoms below…
Painful Heavy Legs:
Apply tightly 20 LB ankle weights and 15 LB thigh weights then take a 1 mile
walk, clean the house, go shopping and then sit down – how ya’ feeling now?
Painful Feet: Put
equal or unequal amounts of small pebbles in each shoe then take a walk, if we
are mad at you we would prefer needles to pebbles.
Loss of Feeling in
Hands and/or Arms: Put on extra thick gloves and a heavy coat then try walk,
clean the house and pick up a pencil, if successful stab yourself in the arm.
Loss of Feeling in
Feet and/or Legs: Ask a doc for a shot of Novocaine in both of your legs and
then try and stand up and walk without looking like the town drunk. Hopefully
you won’t fall down.
Neuralgia): Take an ice pick and jam it into your ear or cheek whenever the
wind blows on it, or a stray hair touches it. If you want something easier to
do, get someone to punch you in the jaw preferably daily.
Itching: Glue or sew small steel wool pads to the inside of your shirt, pants
and undergarments wear them for an entire day.
Tingling: Stick your
finger in an electrical socket – preferably wet.
Tight Banded Feeling:
Put a 12 inch wide belt around you and make is as tight as you can and leave it
there for the entire day. How ya’ breathing?
Shots: Fill one of our
spare needles (syringes) with saline solution, saline won’t hurt you, we would love
something worse but don’t want to end up in jail. Give yourself a shot
everytime we do our shot.
Side Effects From the
Shot: Bang you head against a wall, wrap yourself in a heating pad, wrap your
entire body with an ace bandage tightly then finally treat yourself to some
spoiled food or drink.
Trouble Lifting Arms:
Apply 20 LB wrist weights and try and reach for something on the highest shelf
in your house.
bungee cords to your rear belt loops and rear pant leg cuffs then for your arms
hook bungee cords to your shirt collar and cuffs on shirt sleeves then go
in Ears: Put a bee in each ear and then put a plug in each one…
Balance and Walking
Problems: Drink 100 proof grain alcohol and then sit and spin in an office
chair for 30 minutes, now get up and see what happens.
Urgently Needing to
Pee: We put a .5 litre remote controlled water bag and drip tube in your pants,
we point out 2 restrooms in a crowded mall, then we tell you that you have 30
seconds before we activate the water bag (by remote control) to get to a
restroom. Just for spite we may make that 20 seconds without telling you.
Inexplicable Sensations: Place tiny spiders on your legs or arms and allow them
to periodically crawl around throughout the day, heck all day would be good
Pins and Needles: Stab
yourself repeatedly with needles all over your body or better yet… Get a very
large tattoo in your most sensitive area.
Get on a gently rocking boat all day and all night and take several walks
around the deck with your eyes closed.
Fatigue: Stay awake
for two full days to induce incredible fatigue and then cook dinner, clean the
house, walk the dog and see how you feel. Please do not compare MS fatigue to
you being tired from only a few hours of sleep – it’s not the same at all.
(Brain Fog): Take a liberal dose of sleeping pills but stay awake. Try and
function properly and think clearly. To make it even more real without killing
yourself of course, take the sleeping pills with a small sip of wine.
Bowel Problems: Take a
4 day dose of an anti-diarrhoea medicine followed directly by a 3 day dose of
stool softeners for a minimum of 3 weeks, at the end of 3 weeks sit down on a
hard uncushioned chair and stay there
till tears appear.
Burning Feeling: Make
a full pot of boiling water and then have someone fill a squirt gun with the
boiling water and shoot it at yourself all day long. However, you can give us
the pleasure of shooting you instead… optional of course.
Intention Tremor: Hook
your body to some type of vibrating machine try and move your legs and arms…..
hmmm are you feeling a little shaky? You are not allowed to use anything fun
for this lesson.
Buzzing Feeling When
Bending Our Heads to Our Chest (L’Hermitte’s): Place an electrical wire on your
back and run it all the way down to your feet, then pour water on it and plug
Vision Problems (Optic
Neuritis): Smear vaseline on glasses and then wear them to read the newspaper.
Memory Issues: Have
someone make a list of items to shop for and when you come back that person
adds two things to the list and then they ask why you didn’t get them. When you
come back from shopping again they take the list and erase three things and ask
why you bought those things.
I copied this fromMultiple Sclerosis and Mewho had kindly received it from
I hope those who took the time to read learned a bit more about what it's like to live with MS and this was a rather humorous way of looking at it, but please try to remember that this is our EVERYDAY REALITY. We do not have the option of removing the needles or pebbles from our shoes, dropping the 15 or 20 lb. weights that make every movement more difficult, getting rid of the bungee cords, Novacaine, boiling water we feel burning our skin, spiders, bees, steel wool pads, sleeping pills, rocking boat..... and the list could go on and on. But also, don't feel sorry for us.. or at least not for me. HELP me when you can. I am not beneath accepting help and I may even ask for your aide from time to time, even though it is difficult for me.
On a final note, please read this image.. those of with MS (and other chronic illnesses) have heard it all before and we find all of them highly offensive!